“Last night, when I get home, he was like ‘I want to give you your birthday present.’  I’m like, I don’t want a present from you.  He’s like, ‘please’ and then he gives me a card, and he’s like, ‘I hope you accept this ring?’  I’m like, ‘no, no, no, no, no, no!’  And he’s like, ‘it’s a promise ring.’  I’m like, I really appreciate it, but I don’t think I can accept it.  He’s like, ‘just think about it.'”

What a mess.  Everyone involved seems to really enjoy the chaos.  Our guess is he eventually wins her back then gets caught cheating again.

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