During Texas’ 28-21 Sugar Bowl victory over Georgia on Tuesday a closeup of Longhorns quarterback Sam Ehlinger’s armband revealed an interesting play in the Longhorns playbook.

They have a play called “Go f*ck yourself b*tch.”

And people are calling our institutions of higher learning a waste of money.  Where else would you learn how to artfully craft a title of a play for your playbook?  

You won’t learn that with just your high school diploma.  College football coaches aren’t just coaching football, they’re molding young men.

Who needs the “Philly Special” when you have a play like this?