Via Bro Bible:

This may seem like a crazy notion, but here it goes…. Female responses only….

My girlfriend broke up with me a couple of weeks ago, so I find myself with an extra ticket to each of the University of Tennessee football games. Not looking for a relationship, merely a lady that would be interested in accompanying me to a game or two.

The group that I tailgate with are all couples (ages 40-60s).

Must behave in a respectable manner (no drunks, no drugs, no vulgarity).

Must be willing to tailgate for most of the day/evening. I have 1 and only 1 parking pass. I arrive early and stay late.

Plan on a 6-8 hr day.

You must be a VOLS fan. Sorry but I am not wanting to sit beside a Gator, Dawg, Cat or Dore.

If you have favorite tailgate dishes you wish to share, bonus points.

I’m open to having different person each game, or if we are mutually compatible then maybe most or all games to the same person.

Ask that you be willing to pay face value of the ticket. That applies for both Georgia and Georgia State. You can’t lowball the best games and expect the lesser games to be near free.

Would like to chat and meet prior to any specific game.

Tell me why I should pick you?

Be careful if you’re thinking about responding to this ad.  There’s a good chance he killed his girlfriend.

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