Former MLB player Lenny Dykstra had himself an interesting weekend. He spent the early morning hours dumpster diving behind a Jersey Mikes.
The reason Dykstra was digging through the trash is because he lost his teeth. He took them out to eat a sub and accidentally left them in the store.
Lucky for all of us, Nails, as he is affectionately nicknamed, documented his dumpster diving experience for all of us to enjoy.
Nails coming at you with my man @SprinklesHaHa trying to find my “New Teeth” that I left at my favorite place to eat on the planet @jerseymikes taking down a sub. @subaway @jimmy johns @ron darling jr @official keef @Perfect Cut pic.twitter.com/RUWrKXofoI
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) June 16, 2019
Nails Update: This has now escalated to “Operation Search Missing Teeth" while @JerseyMikes – they make @Subway look like red-headed stepchildren – Nails will be back at you just after break of dawn – something I know all too well, to report on my missing teeth. #LouGeorge pic.twitter.com/zGlqWV0mtM
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) June 16, 2019
The good news is they eventually recovered the teeth.
Nails back at you with GREAT NEWS: I finally found my fucking teeth! Believe it!lHappy Fathers Day! @BillGates @WarrenBuffett @IvoryPearlMusic @DrLauraBerman @KingCock pic.twitter.com/VEL5D0EExO
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) June 16, 2019
This is amazing. It looks like an episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” There’s no doubt in my mind Nails and Big John shared a can of cat food after this to celebrate finding the teeth.
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