Kirk “$84 million guaranteed” Cousins is still cruisin’ in his 2000 GMC Savana passenger van. Kirk bought the van from his grandmother for $5,000. Even though Cousins is the second-highest paid player in the NFL and can afford a fleet of late model vans, he’s still the same guy who was drafted No. 102 overall in 2012.  

You have to respect the fact he hasn’t changed a bit since making all that money. He’s still just as corny as he was as a rookie.