What a time to be alive. Former MLB star Jose Canseco took to Twitter and offered to be President Trump’s Chief of Staff. He also called his “little buddy” a Twinkie and offered to make the White House buff again.
Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me. #yeswecanseco
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 13, 2018
Why not? Stranger things have happened and what better way to make sure 2018 ends on a weird note?
Canseco could also walk around behind Trump a bully him with insults about his appearance. It would be great.
Trump should put this up for a vote. Let the American people decide if the former Bash Brother should become his Chief of Staff. He has our vote.