Joey Logano nicknamed “Sliced Bread,” is a race car driver. He currently competes full-time in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series, driving the No. 22 Ford Fusion for Team Penske, and part-time in the NASCAR Xfinity Series, driving the No. 12 and No. 22 Ford Mustangs for Team Penske.  

He’s one of NASCAR’s bigger stars, so he often does PR stuff like being tackled by a military dog. We showed you Mark Ingram being horse collared earlier this month, now we have this to watch. Logano stopped by Dover Air Force Base to promote some upcoming NASCAR races at Dover International Speedway in May.

I think I’d rather put on a suit and be swarmed by bees than get attacked by a military dog. I just like dogs too much to have one intentionally attack me. To each his own.