The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found “on a daily basis,” police said.
Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen. He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested.
The internet was made for stories like this. Enjoy some of the finer commentary on this mystery pooper. Looks like this case is officially closed
https://twitter.com/kathspark/status/992072907122708480
He was probably out for a morning jog, got protein shake belly rumbles, and couldn't find a bathroom. Either that or this dude is into some real weird stuff.
— C-Beams (@Birch_Black) May 3, 2018
"on a daily basis" https://t.co/r7BdaSEfdk
— Steph Aaronson (@stephaaronson) May 3, 2018
Spooperintendent? https://t.co/xvLC6BtlUa
— Carly Sitrin (@CarlySitrin) May 3, 2018
What a shitty situation
— ???♂️ (@greg_____) May 3, 2018
No shit?
— Bort McLargeHuge (@jrgsstuff) May 3, 2018
The Pooperintendent is in.
— Just Passing Jones (@FrederickLittl3) May 3, 2018
Poop there it is. #Superintendent ? pic.twitter.com/1HlEWq7O0W
— Michael J™ (@Arthurknight) May 3, 2018
paid leave? hopefully the school isn’t poo-pooing this.
— Marco Halili (@halilimarco) May 3, 2018
