Via USA TODAY Sports:

In a dash cam video made public Thursday, Werts can be heard telling the officers, “That’s bird (expletive). I swear to God. Can I tell you something? That’s bird (expletive).” The Saluda County Sheriff’s officer didn’t buy it, saying: “Unless the bird inhaled cocaine.”

Who keeps cocaine on the hood of their car?  And how does bird poop test positive for cocaine?  A lot of questions here. 

The good thing is that his life wasn’t ruined over some bird poop. 

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